Saturday, March 7, 2009

A Learning Experience...

<P.S---Blog under construction--->



When a 96.89 in CAT didnt get me a call frm d elite B-schools.. something else abt me, apparently, was gud enuf for me 2 get a call.. frm Teach India. If u remember it was an initiative undertaken by TOI arnd July last year.. wer u cud collaborate wid an NGO n teach d underprivileged kids.. well i was called 4 an orientation, but i cudn make it as 7th Sem Msts wer on.. however i called up d NGO later n dey put me on d waiting list. In Jan dey got bak 2 me as der was a slot available at a municipal school in Worli.. unfortunately not Dadar.. wich i had given as first preference in d form. Still, i tuk it up.. n now my Saturday mornings r spent in travelling 2 d beautiful Worli side of town (i love dat area).. n transforming in2 a Std 1 teacher!

Its not as formal as it appears.. i dress like im goin 2 coll.. i dun hav 2 giv homework or act like Hitler.. jst spend one hour wid d children.. read out stories in English, translate in Hindi n make dem understand, teach nursery rhymes.. u cud say Im an English Prof :D the kids r arnd 5 yrs old.. belong 2 d worli village slum area.. n r well taken care of by d NGO.. jst like d school.. dat goes by d name "LoveGrove".. b4 u get ne ideas.. LoveGrove is a sewage pumping plant next 2 Atria!

I wasnt nervous coz Im pretty gud wid kids.. my usual restless persona takes a backseat n a more subdued 'me' takes over wen Im arnd dem.. but i hadnt envisaged a grp of 25 even more restless tots.. rushing n moving all over d room like a swarm of bees! Ders another volunteer who takes one cls while i teach d rest.. a guy workin wid Future Grp.. must be in his 30s.. yet one of my girl students asked me on d 1st day.. wid a beaming smile.. "Kya woh aapke husband hain?" Yeesh :))

Its heartening 2 find a Christina, Gayatri, Venkat, Vivek and Osama (yes der is a kid by dat name.. hes one of d most sincere n cute ones in d batch!) togethr, bending over a jigsaw puzzle or pointing out d odd man out frm a grp of pictures.. d innocence at dat age is sumthing, Im sure we all miss. Its not without a dab of 'nottyness' though; 1 time, a few boys undressed a doll : .. n wen d kids hav had enuf of 'studies'.. d boys show me der little finger n a toothy grin.. d girls sit in d corner n pretend 2 cry.. riight! Its been 3 months since dis started.. its still a lotta fun.. my sis sure gets J if i talk abt wat hpnd 'at cls'!.. i jst hope dat des cuteheart Slumkids get a chance 2 be Millionares some day..

Signing off

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Flashes of 4 years gone by...

All things VJTI

As the end of r 'stint' wid VJTI approaches.. here's a look at some things exclusive 2 r coll dat we're gonna miss.. n a tongue-in-cheek description for each :D

The Labs: Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

The Grading System: Kuch Bhi Hota Hai!

Boys Hostel: Kya Kuch Hota Hai!!

Nirmal Aarti Chandan Mhatre: ^:)^

Shanti Caterers.. for causing ashanti in my stomach evry now n then.

Mtech Profs: They come in all shapes and sizes and varieties.. ranging frm d 'dont piss me off' types to d 'copy all u want' ones.

DJ nites: d grass is greener on the other side (of d rope) ??

Linkups.. dat change parties as d sem changes!

Politics: Amongst d staff, amongst ourselves.. hushed up in public, rambled on about wid r close frnds!

Billa: he never taught us, yet we indirectly learnt a whole new language from him!

Hold ur horses.. sorry, noses: The 'Smelly Staircase'!

The Ladies Room (LR): Essentially a washroom, 'certain ppl' frm my cls go der 2 write assignments n watch movies!

The Fauna: the canteen cat; the dogs dat adorn d main gate, not 2 4get d ones in d quad dat 'shock' us wid der acrobatic poses! :P

Security Guards: for not letting us talk/walk/stand/sit in peace.

Traditional day: more appropriately framed "Colours of India", for its d only time u get 2 c Munnabhais, Mughal emperors and Bhagat Singhs together, strutting arnd in..

The Quadrangle! ultimate meeting place. Frequently spotted: Quiz Club, a long line outside d stationary store, above mentioned dogs n security guards n ofc, civil ppl wid der telescope like field work apparatus!

Tanks in d garden: I still dont knw how dey came 2 be der.. plz enlighten me!!

The MDHs n ELRs.. you made us walk (climb) that extra mile!

'Orkut Lab': arguably d most 'infected' place in coll

Not having a clsroom in d final yr! Beat dat!

The Terrace: heavenly abode atop Mount Everest.. not a single soul in sight.. wait.. is dat a guard comin 2 shoo me away..?

'Shot' Wars: The New Menace

Exam Section: I cud tell u why dis made d list, if ur willing 2 wait a day.. no.. 2 days.. no 5 days.. heck i dunno how long u gotta wait.. but dats not my problem is it?

Mass walkout frm an MST clsroom coz d questns were out of syllabus. Hurray!